...Vice President Dick Cheney
Spent three years as a gag writer on "Hee Haw"
Reluctantly accepted Secretary of Defense slot after losing the lead role in Ghost
On a drunken bender in 1991, ordered invasion of Hawaii
Spent the years between Bush administrations as associate dean at a clown college in Kansas
Served as Congressman from Wyoming without having actually visited the state
Was principal architect behind President Ford's "Fall Down A Lot" policy
Sponsored legislation forcing NBC to keep "My Two Dads" on the air
Spent a night in jail after misinterpreting what it meant to be the House whip
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