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7 Reasons
Your kid may be on drugs...
1. Writes 15-page report on the history of China in seven minutes
2. Claims Thanksgiving turkey would be easier to carve if it would just stop screaming
3. While watching a KFC commercial he bursts into tears and shouts at the screen, "No, man, you do chicken wrong!"
4. Describes a Golden Girls rerun as "pretty freakin’ trippy"
5. Stays up all night playing Playstation. You don't own a Playstation.
6. Has heated arguments about the environment with an oak tree
7. Has volunteered to work on Ralph Nader's presidential campaign
This list was updated (only a little) from its orginal form from 2000. It was largely written by Scott "Ed Pancreas" Carson. I know he wrote #2 and #3, which are the two funniest jokes in the whole list. I'm pretty sure #6 and #7 were mine, and I like them, but that KFC joke gets me every time. I think Dan Kline wrote the Playstation joke, except that in 2000, it was a Nintendo (which was out of date even then). What's really funny is that the Nader joke works as well (or better) now than it did in 2000.
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